Annual check up

A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks

‘Eight and a half stone,’ the woman says.

The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone

The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ ‘5 foot 8 !!!’, she says.

The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5′ 2′.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.

‘Of course it’s HIGH !!!’ the woman screams, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender…

Now I’m short and fat !!!’

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