A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”…
“Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about…
Is Intelligence Contagious?
Einstein Had To Speak At An Important Science Conference On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher:…
Your Under Arrest!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One…
Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless…
The Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel His wife suddenly looks across at…
A woman was in a coma for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on…
Woman’S Husband Had Been Slipping
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when…
Two women are on a girls’ night out
Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and…
A young boy enters a barber shop..
…and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar…