A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t bend…

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman…

A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come…

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw a…

Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put…

Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts…

3 thieves rob a bank. They run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes. One…

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical…