50 Funny Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit 1 He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2 Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?…

A blonde walked into a salon wearing huge headphones. When it was her turn to get her haircut, the hairdresser requested for her to remove her headphones….

Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are…

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch.  The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would…

A man with two buckets of fish was just leaving a lake, was stopped by a game warden who was checking the area for people fishing without…

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him…

Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having sex with someone other than his dad. He hears…

Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know…

A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 3AM.  The wife answers it, and after a few seconds she replies, “How should I know? We’re…