A young woman visits a florist
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting next…
The Law As It Should Be
One evening after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well-dressed and attractive woman walking just ahead of them….
A blonde with both of her ears burnt
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt… The doctor asks her what had happened. She says: “well… when I…
I want a divorce
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable…
A blonde has a jigsaw puzzle
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to…
Pregnant blonde
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What…
He ate poisonous mushrooms
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first…
The definition of the word “definitely”
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding…
“I will count to 10”
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start…
The best Fish and Chips
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the…