“Yoohoo”
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…
The nurse was …
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and…
The hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
“I don’t know what to do”
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything…
Two prisoners are talking
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here…
A man and his wife check into a hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…
The pastor’s solution
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their vows,…
Sixteen women
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…
May I take the dog for a walk?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.”…
At a local college …
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a…