Good old Bill
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. Perfect…
My dear wife …
“My dear wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever, I’ve been a good man for you for 7 years, these…
A husband exclaims to his wife one day
A husband exclaims to his wife one day: “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
Old Man Gets His Young Bride Pregnant
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted “I’ve got an…
A gorgeous young brunette
A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”. “The brunette…
Their 25th anniversary …
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife…
A wife decides to take her husband …
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How…
A man had three beautiful girlfriends
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…
Blonde on the Road
A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phone call from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is…
New electric train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room….