The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as…

A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day, to make it…

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from…

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged…

John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constantly…

Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go…

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…