Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The…
Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
Two Men Went Bear Hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
A Man Had Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window Seat
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his…
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says:…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…
I was walking down the street
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you…
Funny – A married couple
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…