An old couple took in …
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…
A man with a very small head walks into a bar
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies, “I was stuck on…
An Irishman Walks – funny
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says…
A lady failed the written driving test
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
A Husband Exclaims to His Wife
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…
An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…
A Veterinarian Was Feeling ill …
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long they had been occurring,…