Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even…
A husband and wife were golfing
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman…
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny who…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will…
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing…
An older couple, who were both widowed
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was…
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just…
A husband and wife are moving out of their house
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it…
There were Two Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still…