Kissing Might Be Worse Than You Think
Two friends met after a long time apart. After a bit of small talk, one of them sighed and said thoughtfully: “I’ve learned something important… never trust…
At the hotel with my mistress
Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the…
Grandma Ethel walks into the church
Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack
The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy…
The $495 Nap
A lawyer and an elderly man were seated next to each other on a long flight—maybe to Chicago, maybe to Tel Aviv, who knows. The lawyer quickly…
She Asked for the Impossible. His Reply Was Perfect.
An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This…
Video: The Perfect Crime: The Manager Who Counted Everything but the Wheelbarrow!
The Mystery Worker Who Never Stole a Thing… Until Monday At a busy construction site, the manager had a gut feeling about one worker. Something felt off….
Video: Good news and bad news
The doctor looked Joe straight in the eye and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is—I can cure your headaches. The bad…
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a second there,…
Video: My daughter just walked into the living room
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window,…