The old wife complained to the doctor
The old wife complained to the doctor:“Doctor, my husband talks in his sleep every night. It’s driving me crazy!” The doctor chuckled and replied,“Maybe give him the…
Video: Don’t bother, officer
The cop said, “Sir, anything you say can and will be used against you in court.” The old man groaned and said,“Don’t bother, officer… I’ve been married…
Earl and Martha
After fifty years of marriage, Earl and Martha had learned to pick their battles.But nothing prepared them for the Great Sofa Incident of Tuesday afternoon. Earl plopped…
Video: Fix the leaky faucet
Frank was determined to fix the leaky faucet himself. He crouched under the sink with tools scattered everywhere. Lillian stood over him, arms crossed. “You know we…
No more surprise attacks!
Jacob hated bedtime. Especially with Ethel. Every night was a battle—and not metaphorical. He was fluffing his pillow when he heard it:that soft whoosh of cotton death…
Video: Oh no. I left the keys in the car!
Wanda rummaged through her purse like a raccoon in a trash can. “They’re not in my bag… they’re not in my coat…” She gasped. “Oh no. I…
Never make a bet with Johnny!
Little Johnny’s teacher was warned at the start of the year:“Never make a bet with Johnny unless you’re 100% sure you’ll win.” One day, Johnny raises his…
Video: Second or third?
A friend once said:“In English, M is straight…but W is upside down.” I didn’t get it… until today. I stepped into an elevator.A woman and a little…
What real love looks like!
An elderly couple sat down for a TV interview. The wife: smiling, full of energy.The husband: already asleep on her shoulder…Zzz… Zzz… The host asked:“After all these…
Video: Right or wrong?
An old married couple got into a petty argument. (He would call it petty; she would have called it Armageddon.) As was their nature, neither of them…