A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…

Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They…

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes…

An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. They had been in good health…

A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,”…

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead…

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said…

Jay borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small…