During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left. “ All the men in the church moved to…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

A guy moves into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. As he’s doing so, a…

Bob staggered home after a night of drinking He tiptoed up the stairs so as not to wake his wife, Kathleen, but tripped and fell on his…

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…

A duck walks into a bar and says “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says “No” and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the…

A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…

A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…