A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,”…

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead…

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said…

Jay borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small…

One day, a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot…

Four women share a birthday and always celebrate it together. For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother…

A blonde hadn’t been to church for many, many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly…