Jay owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses, and cows. But then one day, one of his horses became constipated,…

This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”…

A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring. The man got up to answer it, “How the hell should…

An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday…

A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding. The police officer smells a-l.c.ohol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle…

Jay goes over to visit one of his friends. While he is at his friend’s house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not…

An old fisherman is walking on a beach carrying a few fish in a bucket. A game warden walks up and asks to see his fishing license….

“Won’t you kiss me, doctor,” asks a beautiful woman. “No, it would be against my code of ethics,” says the doctor. “Please just one kiss,” begs the…

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…