70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
When husbands get too clever
One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he…
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…
A Man Meets A Woman On A Plane
Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business…
A Man Accidentally Elbows …
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says: “If your heart is…
Video: Hilarious Blonde Joke
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…
Wife packing her bags
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!” I found…
Video: Eat electricity
A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…
A husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly. The wife…
Video: Your hair smells really nice
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair…