It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel, and the poor receptionist was just about to doze off… when suddenly, an elderly lady came running toward the…

A well-known psychologist was leading a group therapy session with four young moms and their little ones. After observing for a while, he said: “Ladies, I believe…

An arrogant professor gets on a plane and sits next to an old man. Mid-flight, feeling a bit full of himself, the professor turns to the old…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which part…

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and…

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…

There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…