An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out…

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,“Sorry sir,…

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The…

The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their…

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space,When a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the…

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain….

Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the…

At my granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ…

After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four-year-old, is sitting on her grandfather’s knee. Jenny: “Grandpa, can…