A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the…

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 20+ years….

A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade “Hey mister, ya want some lemonade?” a little girl calls to him. The stockbroker is just getting out of…

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.  “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman…

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man coming…

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front…

A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’ He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.” The teacher says,…