A big-shot attorney
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
Video: Late for work
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow…
On their first night together
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…
Video: Feel like a woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces… “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a…
For Men Only
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
I have contacts.
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says: “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered: “Well, I…
Video: Say The Alphabet.
Kid: “Please could I go to the toilet.” Teacher: “Say the alphabet.” Kid: “abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz” Teacher: “Where’s the p?” Kid: “Running half way down my leg.”
A sale on boneless chicken breasts
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few…
Video: Too much alcohol
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow…
Physical problems
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At…