A man and his wife were sitting in the living room. Husband, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on…

Mary went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Bob (he wouldn’t go with her). “Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now, he’s dreaming…

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him:…

There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff. The Redhead said, “You know, every day it’s…

During one “generation-gap” quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m…

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,”…

A woman visits her husband in prison. They have a long talk, and then the guard tells them their time is over. The woman gets up to…

A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge…

An old, blind Marine walks into a bar he’s never been in before, feeling around for a stool. He orders a shot of whiskey and relaxes a…