Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t…

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That…

Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he…

A woman was driving down the highway at about 75 miles an hour when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked…

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was sent to the bank’s call center instead. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked….

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…

Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a…