A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…

A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still in…

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was….

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs…

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be…

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a…

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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: “Honey, if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?!”…

Now both well over 90, Marge and Edith had been best friends since high school. By some twist of fate, they even ended up living in the…