One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns…

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…

What topics do men discuss when fishing? Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed. However, if the men are married, one…

The doctor looked Joe straight in the eye and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is—I can cure your headaches. The bad…

In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, “Father, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I…

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The…

Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…