In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, “Father, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I…

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The…

Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls….

A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church. The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep. When the husband becomes aware of this,…

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales- man had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty…

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…