A mouse in my house.
Murphy: I’m in a big trouble! Paddy: Why is that? Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house! Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to do is…
Two Irishmen and The Cab Driver.
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll…
Video: Argument with the client
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve…
Video: Watch and learn!
Three Scots and three Irishmen were headed to a conference by train. At the station, the Irishmen each buy a ticket, while the Scots only buy one.“How…
Video: I won the prize for the best toast at the pub!
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…
A new Army recruit was on the rifle range
A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor called him to…
Do you think he’ll jump?
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall building preparing to jump….
Two policemen went on patrol
Two policemen went on patrol and at 4 o’clock at night when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking…
I noticed the pretty girl
I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train. I smiled at her and said hello. “Hi,” she said, then asked me “Can I…
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde on an island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about…