The teacher asked the children
The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my…
A husband takes his wife to a nightclub
A husband takes his wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works!…
Johnny was complaining to his friends.
“I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing…
Video: Hide and seek
I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and we…
Video: The lost coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat…
My wife has tried to change me
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the…
Two lobsters in a bucket
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden…
I bet I can put that worm back in its hole!
Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson were out gardening when the boy spotted an earthworm struggling to wiggle back into its hole. “Grandpa, I bet I can put…
One day, someone’s gonna steal that car!
I patted my pockets. No keys. Panic set in. Then it hit me—I must’ve left them in the car! Heart pounding, I bolted to the parking lot….
Four strangers traveling together
Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…