At the office coffee machine
Every day at the office coffee machine, a male coworker steps up way too close to a woman. He takes a deep breath, inhales dramatically, and says:…
Took the family out
Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10…
Story: Three guys are having a few beers
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…
Story: When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before…
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Mother Superior tells two new nuns to paint their room
Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…
A blonde walked into a flight school
A blonde walked into a flight school, determined to learn how to fly. With all the planes in use, the owner offered to teach her how to…
50th wedding anniversary
An elderly couple, fresh off their 50th wedding anniversary, were sitting peacefully on the porch—each rocking in their chairs and reading. Out of nowhere, the wife reaches…
How to sell it easier?
A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker at the…
The lost wallet
A man stumbles upon a lost wallet containing $700. A few days later, he notices a public notice: A wealthy man has lost his wallet and is…