Why do you always cut off the ends of the sausages?
A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…
My neighbor was working in his yard
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that suddenly crashed through his hedge and landed in his front lawn….
A woman walked into a pet shop
A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50. “Why so cheap?” she asked. The…
A woman was gathering firewood
A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…
USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…
Stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin on a train
A man and a woman, both married but strangers to each other, were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin on a transcontinental train. At first, they felt…
Two women went out one night
Two women went out one night without their husbands. They hit a bar, had a few drinks, chatted for hours, and then finally decided to head home….
Video: Breakfast time
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….
Video: A blonde walks into a library
A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…
Video: Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…