A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk.
She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!!
There’s no plot and it has way too many characters!!”
The librarian says,
“So that’s what happened to our phonebook.”
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room….
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires….