Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
As the crowded elevator …
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report…
The teacher was telling the kids
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine…
A Woman Hid Under Bed To Check On Her Husband. What He Scribbled On The Note Is An Unexpected Twist
A frustrated wife waiting impatiently for her husband to return home from work posted a note that read, “I’ve had enough of you and I’m leaving. Don’t waste your…
Little Johnny Asked His Teacher Why The Letter “H” Is Sometimes Silent
Johnny is a seventh-grader. He used to question his teacher all the time. Johnny asked his English teacher one day: “Why don’t we say some letters with…
The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…
