Husband gets home and tells his wife: “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks,…

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…

An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…

A man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely. A little girl picks up…