The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…

Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes…

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened,…

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…

The children and grandchildren of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser….

A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a…