Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They…

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes…

An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. They had been in good health…

A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,”…

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead…

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said…

Jay borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small…

One day, a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot…