Eggplants for sale A grocer put up a sign that read: “Eggplants: 25 cents each or three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming:…

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a beautiful man sitting on a park bench. He’s reading a book and eating some fruit out…

A wife was with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she told the panicked lover. “He’s so drunk…

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the…

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 20+ years….

A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade “Hey mister, ya want some lemonade?” a little girl calls to him. The stockbroker is just getting out of…

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.  “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman…