Video: The travails of getting older
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front…
Spelling drills
A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’ He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.” The teacher says,…
Video: On a sunny afternoon
On a sunny afternoon, two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench, basking in the warm rays and enjoying the day. Their conversation flowed easily, touching…
A big-shot attorney
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
Video: Late for work
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow…
On their first night together
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…
Video: Feel like a woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces… “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a…
For Men Only
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
I have contacts.
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says: “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered: “Well, I…
Video: Say The Alphabet.
Kid: “Please could I go to the toilet.” Teacher: “Say the alphabet.” Kid: “abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz” Teacher: “Where’s the p?” Kid: “Running half way down my leg.”