While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…

By the time Jim, a travelling salesman, rolled into a little town, every hotel was booked solid. “Please, you’ve got to have something,” he begged the last…

Little Johnny wakes up desperate to use the bathroom. He can hear his mom downstairs chatting with friends, so he runs down and blurts out: “Mommy! I…

A fed-up wife was always complaining that her husband spent far too much time at his local bar. So one night, he said, “Fine, you’re coming with…

An exclusive all-girls private school in New York State recently faced a rather unusual problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had started wearing lipstick to school. That…

A guy goes back to a gorgeous woman’s apartment after they meet at a nightclub. After an all-night romantic session, he rolls over, grabs his jeans, pulls…

The preacher said, “Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, stand up.” Everyone stood except one older lady. The preacher asked, “Don’t you want to go to…

Sam’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a long session in front of the mirror applying the…

As the officer approaches, the man blurts out, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods. Once outside, the officer asks, “Alright, care to…