A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and he…

A man and his wife were having a heated argument over breakfast. In a moment of frustration, the husband snapped,“Well, apart from everything else you do wrong…

Two sisters inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they’re in financial trouble. To keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to…

An engineer dies and ends up in Hell.  Engineers don’t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised. Hell, as expected, is a mess —…

A respectable lady approaches her priest after church and confides her worrying problem.  “Father, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say…

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.  “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…

Two guys are walking their dogs when one says to the other,“We should stop in at the bar down there for a beer!”  His friend likes the…

A man went to the doctor, worried about his wife’s hot temper. “Doctor,” he said, “every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason….

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says, “I have a confession to make… I’m…