An engineer dies and ends up in Hell. 

Engineers don’t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised. Hell, as expected, is a mess — the AC is broken, the pool is empty, the roads are falling apart, and everything is miserable. 

After some time, the engineer starts fixing things. The AC works again, the pool is full, roads are repaired, and suddenly Hell is… comfortable. 

Eventually, God looks down and notices people in Hell actually enjoying themselves. Confused, He calls the Devil and asks what’s going on.

The Devil replies,
“That engineer you sent us has been fixing things. He’s doing wonders down here!”

God exclaims,
“WHAT?! Engineers don’t go to Hell! That must have been a mistake. You have to give him back: he belongs in Heaven!”

The Devil crosses his arms and says,
“No way. We like our engineer.”

God says,
“If you don’t give him back, I’ll sue you!” 

The Devil grins and replies,
“Yeah, good luck with that? Where are you going to get a lawyer?”