Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over; women like that are hard to find.”
Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…
A wealthy married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One evening, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to jeopardize his…
A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. “I have an idea,” said the priest. Why don’t you sit with…
Jay had always ordered a beverage by simply saying, “A Coke, please.” However, recently waitresses had been responding, “I’m sorry, we don’t have Coke. We have Pepsi,…
A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks…
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons…