A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many side glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get…
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the…
A wife was convinced her husband was cheating with their maid. So one night, she “sends the maid away early”… but says nothing to her husband. That…
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon and asked to withdraw ten dollars. The teller, a bit annoyed, replied:“Ma’am, for withdrawals under a hundred dollars,…