Me: “Mom, can you tell me how we humans come to exist?”
Mom: “Well, that’s simple, you see, God created Adam and Eve…”
Me: “Really, how come Dad said we came from apes?”
Mom: “He was talking about his side ofthe family. I’m telling you about mine.”
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