A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie.
That night, she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightie was still in its box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said:
“Jesus, for $100 they could’ve at least ironed it!”
One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get…
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the…
A wife was convinced her husband was cheating with their maid. So one night, she “sends the maid away early”… but says nothing to her husband. That…
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon and asked to withdraw ten dollars. The teller, a bit annoyed, replied:“Ma’am, for withdrawals under a hundred dollars,…