Old Farmer Ron just wanted some fruit… but he ended up with a story for the ages. 

Ron, an elderly farmer in Australia, had owned a big piece of land for years. Way out back, he had this beautiful pond—perfect for swimming. He’d fixed it up real nice too, with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees all around.

One evening, he thought, “I haven’t checked on the pond in a while.”
So he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to collect some oranges and limes, and headed that way.

As he got closer, he heard laughing and shouting.

To his surprise, a group of young women were skinny-dipping in the water!

When they saw Ron, they all quickly swam to the deep end. One yelled,
“We’re not coming out until you leave!”

Ron, not missing a beat, held up his bucket and shouted back:

“I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked… or make you leave. I’m just here to feed the alligator.”