An Englishman Talk With The Welshman
Englishman: “That your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right,…
Sitting in a posh restaurant, a man spots a gorgeous blonde at the next table…
He spends ages checking her out, but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes hurtling out of its…
The Pilot Was Stunned When The Man Tried To Do This!
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations,…
Carnation Milk Is Best Of All
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work…
The Egyptian Treasure Hunters
Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated The friends, not willing to concede, look for a…
Story: The Man And His Jokes
A wise man stood in front of a large audience and cracked a very funny joke; everybody laughed like crazy. After sometime, he cracked the same joke…
During Lunch At Work Last Week
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling…
Story: The Dog, The Cock And The Fox
A Dog and a Cock, who were the best of friends, wished very much to see something of the world. So they decided to leave the farmyard…
The Key To Heaven
The villagers were delighted. A sadhu who performed miracles, had come to their village. Every morning and evening they would gather at the temple with specially prepared…
Star Wars And 18 Holes
3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball…