Counting Sheep
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, “I…
A Man Comes Home From Working At A Pickle Factory
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing. I…
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his waitress…
An Elderly Gentleman Goes
An elderly gentleman goes to his.. doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test…
Restoring The Moon
One night the Nasreddin Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed “The moon has fallen from…
The Snail And The Dung Beetle
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers….
This Guys Bad Day Went From Bad To Worse!
… and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s…
Man Wakes Up Thinking He’s Dead
He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St Peter said, “You died…
Two Canadians Die And End Up In Hell
The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy….
Two Men Are In A Bar Getting Drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no Now my wife will kill me”….