A shopkeeper was dismayed
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said: “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…
The manager hired a new secretary
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.While leaving the room, she…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his…
While watching TV with his wife
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the…
A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party.While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello.My name is Carmen.” “That’s…
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four…
A Wife, husband, and maid funny story
A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious,…
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” I found…
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…