A man is in a hotel lobby
A man is in a hotel lobby He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he acciedently bumbs…
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…
Three ducks walk into a bar
Three ducks walk into a bar. “Hello, who are you?” the barman asks. The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.” “I bet you are,” says the barman. “And…
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a fat man are all going skydiving
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a fat man are all going skydiving. When they get to jump the Englishman shouts, “God save England!” The Scotsman shouts, “God…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Last night
Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…
A German girl
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her…
💍😱 This Old Man’s Weekend Plan Will SHOCK You! Find Out What Happened! 😂
An older man with white hair walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening, accompanied by a beautiful young woman. He told the jeweler he was looking…
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
A blonde was walking her dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says: “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?” The…