Husband gets home and tells his wife
Husband gets home and tells his wife: “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…
A Teacher noticed …
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…
A lady goes into the butcher shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks,…
These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
Three women die together and go to heaven …
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…
An old lady is speeding down a highway
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and…
Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
The last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…
I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…