A Man Was Away On A Business Trip
A man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely. A little girl picks up…
Funny – 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren….
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…
As the crowded elevator …
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report…
Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
A blonde and her car
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…
Spaghetti Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
The teacher was telling the kids
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine…