Robber And Holes
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…
How God Created Man
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life…
A Man Came Home From Work To Find Total Mayhem In His House
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in the…
Do You Have?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He…
House Wife
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the…
A Man Lost At Sea Is Found On An Island 20 Years Later
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. “This first building…
The House’s Not Empty
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre Having been burgled in the past, we turned…
A young man was walking through a supermarket
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around Thinking nothing of it, he…
The Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel His wife suddenly looks across at…
An Effective Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before…