A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…
A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.
A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him: Boss, this morning…
The Joy of Aging: Embracing Life’s Simple Pleasures
Have you ever experienced that overwhelming sense of relief when you wake up in the morning? It might sound strange, but for some of us who are…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…
Blonde in store
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?“ The clerk replies, “That…